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HOT PINK BASTARDS —(working tittle) for My NEXT NOVEL: After Lying flatt:
Aventure novel —-for big fans of Bill and Ted, like all stonner movies but also silly heartfelt dude aventure comdies where a bunch of desprate pepole need to team up to save the world.
(I wont take forver to publish –just knock out a first draft) Like Is my method and then afterwards edit for story and spelling.
–Length will be….now I know not more then 700 pages but I doubt it will take me that long to finish this time.
Off Beat Bastards. or Hot pink Bastards or Princess Dickhead/Princess Dick.
or altenetivly
The Silly Bastards
Gay little Bastards
Fabulous Bastards
Five Rediclious Bastards.
Absurd Bastards
Messy Bastards
The worst pepole you know, try (their best) to save the world.
The stonners who drive you crazy, are the only ones who can save the world.
The Human Race needs better PR.
Aventures are for lovers.
Atempts where made.
Testrone and time travel.
Boys are Too pretty to get spegeteftifed.
Cut time for dudes with dreams.
Fuck Rubber Duckies
The end of the world smells like farts and weed.
The last dudes in the world
When stupid pepole put their heads together.
Eddie Sunshine Saves the world.
The Worst Pepole at your school, save the world and also manage to get laid.
(Working Tittles)
Themes:
Powerlessness and deire for adventure to live a full life/like in stories –to have your own story and not always feel like your not imortaant to have a life, thats always going in circles.
Need to work togetehr despite odds, diffrences, and to belive in a cause greater then yourself to have something worth fighting for.
Fellowship and freindship among outcasts. Close male freinship with senstsivy, kindess as well as queer awaknings, expeintation, at diffrent stages -accetence.
Struggle to fight for the human race
The SIA, didnt make humanity cruel and corpport they were drawn to it, and their allinaces with the rich and powerfull make it so they possess almost all of them and their followers to extend the reach of progagana /weath and power, but…they dont understand that most of humanity isnt like that, and wants to fight back and they finally have a way how.
Autistic and mentally ill pepole getting accepcted and even uplifted despite their diffrences.
One of them sacrfices themsleves at the end becuase somone has to lure the SIA from their hidden halls under the halls of power, to a new planet they manage to get a portal to, witch is just the future and they cant reconize it becuase they cant tell whos using time travel on earth hense why our heros where able to get away with this for so long (not without some spying, and atemtpted interufrence from powerfull pepole possesed and not, and their stoges) So a main charchter idealy a beloved one —who has a close possibly romantic parnter by this point and tries to convince him not to be but safrcicing himslef is the only way –and also will fuffill his arc of either feeling like a burden like hes not ever paying back anyones kindess —- or maybe as penence for not beliving in humanity and the mission up untill this point
—Yeah thats it—-
One I think Joey the blond one, should sacrice himself the agrgaont cyncial one who at first didnt beloive in anything becuase he had his own little pholspshy was carefree, loved drugs and parties and doing nothing —and isnt ashamed about Being a burnout dropout and working at the collge still as a costadian to stay close to him, and to pay rent to his landlord —but starts out the most toxicllay mascline but in a funny defus stonner, selfish, nylsstsic, complacent, depressed dude who hides his feelings but clearly is repressing alot, guy with alot of issues. Kind of way, but by the end he becomes a hero and actully saves evryone by sacrcing himself.
(They all use their time tokens —objects emebwweed with the power of time travel if you loose it poof your done, you cant time travel anymore, neither can the person who finds it or anyone else becuase it only gets the ablity to time travel once you bond with it. You have to say a magic spell the same for all of them in order to bond with it at first and somone else has to say it for you bond you to the time token, and that person is porbally gonna be some random person who was poessed by —Arthane, a defectior 1# tratior amomng the SIA for leaving them and choosing to be human but also being in an ex restsince cell on their home planet, to prevent fetehr possesion and collnzation, Athrane was banned from leaving his prsion on the planet but he still telaported
Knowing the only way to defeat the
(Lore below about how all thease obejcts through time got the ablity to time trvale in the first place.
Things in the story:
Comofting snarky dirty talking older mentor, from teh future, who starts off just trying to round evryone up on a mission, who ends up adopting one of the kids at the end.
Having a sad but cathatric storyline where two of their freinds side charchters, in the future, become a very hatful racist, and all arround bad person despite being simply an easily infuenced, inscure, confused colllge freshman at first, and it shows just
They debate getting rid of time travel becuase the SIA are gone but realized they never really left their goverments and opressive syustems were the same the whole time, no matter who was in controll, — so a few of them travel to a perfect future timeline, but realize in in every single one —-only 100 humans surived and the rest of the world had been wiped out by capstsizim, and the wars and revautions it took to get that future, they also travel to those pasts and witnes the war their own dark lords on high, are waging and realize very few humans surived
So they debate to get rid of time travel for good, but realize they cant they all now havea reapsiblity to eachother and humanity to controll time travel and not let it fall into the wrong hands, and they realize when they see the perfect future they quetion living in it, but then realize that wouldnt be right, they want to fught for that future to happen as if time travel is stolen again by dark forces it can be undone, (espcially now that they know the US goverment have a more powerfull form of time travle theSIA gave them and they keep secret now forming a conspericy theory expially when events start to change to lean history towards the darker timeline for the future they also saw, of a total facist regime, called the Consort. Worse one in history and thats saying somthing.
So they become the time guardians or as they call themselves the Hot Pink Bastards witch was the name of their failed band, seeing as now if you will them and their comrads from other eras, they swear an oath and create a device (Jane brought it from the future) As well as many other gagets, (they actully travel to all of their time periods to bassiclly make sure there are no SIA or goverment time agents new secret wing
MAIN PLOT:
Evil beings from another dimension called the SIA who are flamboyant gay demons but also the personfacation of darkness, evil and spiffically Greed and a hunger for power —unlike all aliens who are mostly peacful, they have taken over other planets with integgeent life –out there in the univese before, possesing them to become etxetions of their dark empire, they are the only ones in the universe who have the ablity to time travel being made oringally from Dark matter so being one with the space time contruim and thus being able to time travel as a main feature of their species, who can also shapeshift matter and other powers later reavaled. They always want more –hunger for more in their dark empire, but had belived for thousands of light years, there are no more planets to conqor, nor dimesnsions. Untill the very wild, king of the SIA who is fancast as 70s time curry, very flaboyant —declares a SIA defector and head of a rebllion cell on their home world inside a blackhole, where they thrive as a form of non–matter and the most fluid beings in the universe who are basically dark gods, and imunine to the pwoers of the univse, the laws or whathave you.
basically The king of SIA’s whos name is High SIAT”E - orders a massive fleet to earth and prepare for poession and gushes about hwo Perfect Earth is, like flawless, for what hes looking for. Hes camp and funny but actully threnaning.
But they have one weakness, if any life form leanred how to time travel too they could be capible of deafing them, but of course none have and they belive its impossovle. But that is untill Athrane, the leader of the rebllion cell forhbbidden from leaving theri home dark planet just outside the blackhole, and baissclly disobdayed orders to go to earth to bestory sevral objects with the power of time trvael before SiA could start using it, with their govement to hurt more pepole as he had in many other collnies that went dark under his controll.
He does this by posssesing serval raomdon unspecting objects and hopping throught time, in desuiss as unsepcting pepole no one would be surpicious of, like a beggar then a curicus freaks, in victoiran times and a homless man and a bus driver, in modern times giving them the objects with a wipered spell that binds it to them so no one else can use it, a pre selected group of people, and he doesnt go so far back in time as to not give the pwoer to somone with no understanding of scince, or is too far in culture to the others,
becuase he also embweed the object with his voice
Inetnding to start a cell on earth unlike his other collnies when he didint have the acess to Defectors and magic users and connections with such a massive opreanation he has now —-becuase thoigh every SIA is able to time travel, they know time travel doesnt work on every planet or every life from they posses so theres no garntee when they possesses the ricjh and powerfull they would try to embew them with time travel right away (though they do by the end/middle of the story)
Athrane thinks this is their one weakness their not expecting it, though they cant defeat them outright, if they change the timeline the right way where bassiclly its succeed the rich and powerfull will rule the earth no more, the SIA will loose intrest and also loose all their power, becuase they are weak on other planets they are dark matter, they cant surive on planets espcially planets with lifes, atrmosphere without posessing pepole to be evil spifficlly posessing and fetehring the aims of the rich and powerfull is how they feed, how they stay alive
Becuase SIA experinces time relatively (bassiclly they see time of any orbital system —like mr manahattan all at once. But also if any timeline ends up being The absence of the rich and powerfull they will feel it and grow weaker loosing their grip on their possession and their power once its clear that no matter how many timelines you make there will awlays be one where the ppole, human beings come out on top and have a happy ending.
In the future Sargent Jane Mamoth, is bassiclly in the deep future’s verion of ghost hunting/Time vigaganti group –working in a cyberpunk future that seems like its technofacisit in a diffrent way, —this is the current future that will happen no matter what anyone does (aka the cannon future already) Sarge has quit his job, and is brought back in for one last job, by his older woman mommy type boss on a hologram projected into his brain, witha nurolink type device.
“theres a disprution in the timeline, the US goverment –21st cenetry they are aiming for a alterine future, one that puts us all at risk. A fasist hell unlike anything ive ever seen, unlike nazi germeany unlike the turks, unlike…the united states of amercia year-log date, 1860, alot is riding on this I knew you were the man for the job
Theres an outside signal comming up on my tme travel scanner, it matches the signal comming from the white house, this signal is unreocnizible inside or outside our Orbit, were working on idenifying it, in the meantime we have tracked down five or possiblly six theres one wild card, —in six sepreate time periods who now have the unathroized ablity to time trvael, somehow thease folks are connected with the saem signal…find them, bring em together and figure this out, we cant have rouge travlers, you know what happned last time” —Refering to him and a time he time travled past govemenet regulation, to save the life of his wife and kid in a shooting by the future police becuase they both had said things on the ONE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM –MIXMOB, and basically the wife said she was an arnchsits and the goverment was born of tyranty why should she sully herself by obeying the laws of a tyrant (and like quiuted thomas jefferson iornicly) and for this —becuase all suvervsive speach is punshible by death. So Jane realves this to the gaardians when they realize the true nature of his mission, and wanna know why he cares so much that they dont go into the past, spiffically after he starts to carea bout them they dont interfer with history if its not part of a mission it can have knock on effects, —-and bassiclly they are like personal history is…history, and —he tells them his tragic backstory and (actully no he wasnyt just fired)
His wife only died becuase he went back trying to change somthing else, and they died not becuae of the law but becuase he went back to try and change a cannon, not mission realted event….and thats against teh rules for an agent liike him, but also for causal time travlers, for all time travlers in the future, your not sopposed to change things on perpouse to change a cannon event witch are listed on your ITIMEPOD witch can only go 20 years back,and forward, even the most advanced kind the public has you cant change preloaded –cannon events and evryone knows what their cannon events are. IE what colege you get into, death of a loved one,
BUt Jane got greedy he thought becuase of his job rules dont apply so he tried to save a freind of his from getting fired by covering up his event tracker (Time scanner he broke it when he was on the mission so they wouldnt know he was travling in time and made a big mistake while investgating) and bascilly in the process of covering that up, HQ didnt know that his freind was on a track that would in it sporcess save the life of his wife and kids, but now that they didint know, they cancled –shut down Janes freind, Trevor’s advanced time michione they all use, —and becuase it was shut down, he couldnt do the thing that would save his wifes life, so becuase of Jane trying to help somone out, and mess with time beyond the spifific bounds, he suffers and takes that as always follow the rules about evrything not just…time travel if u know what I mean.
June is alos biseuxal and reavls that during a scene they have to saduce a man in otder to get to an oldladys closet the mission is to change who will inherit her money —
The mission is
he basiclly is taasked with bringing together
in the future time travel are very normal, just like iphones but they are not nearly as powerfull as the ojne Arthane gifts his five historical time garudains (he expects to work with the pepole fighting for liberation in their time, as well as his own —trying to use time travel as a tool of libration on many fronts—-- And not all pepole agree some of them sytatt to use it for selfish means only and atempt to dicth the other guardians, untill they see the future their all trying to prevent, the consort. And do everything they can to insure the good figure where evryone lives in an ancharsit phdod utopia, and the earth is back to being full of nature sort of a solarpunk world—that they see for themelsves when they time travel there its possible, but also not guaranteed. (And making it the garnteeed timeline instead of the facsist govemengt the current US is trying to fight to garnetee with the help of the SIA (remmeber they cant use time travel unless their possessing —greedy powerfull pepole so naturally the gov finds out and they fight for use of time travel whats it gonna be for ect….The SIA has a whole time map to secure the correct chain of events to secure the bad future. (aka the most facist world you could possible think of) The Consort. ANd they ahve to go all over time to do this, and do a bunch of hard and easy things, the world is at stake.
The story Of hot pink bastards.
Plot points in somewhat order
Sargent Jane
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